Monday, November 23, 2015

The Llama

I unbuckled my seatbelt and reached for the door. I could see giant white hairs dangling over my windshield. I grabbed my stuff and rolled out onto the road. The giant llama sat down on my car and broke it to pieces. Everyone got out of their cars and waited for the beast to attack. I watched as the llama’s ears folded back. I covered my head and the ugly beast spat all over us. Minutes later, the police came and brought animal control. I got to ride in a fancy cop car and the llama was hauled to prison.