Dear Night Watch,
I feel like I should be part of the Night Watch, because I have trained in Kung Fu, Karate, Tao Fun, Tai Kwon Do, and boxing. I have the necessary skills to, um, well, 'beat up' the monsters of the Nilth. I have fought the legendary beasts of Waseruf. I recieved a temporary injure, but know I am back to work! I have recieved 1,000,000,000,000 medals for my service at the Day Watch. If you would accept me, I may or may not be a great, great service to you and your corporation.
With pure desperation,
Xorglfoob Zoofgaloot
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