It was a long night I had my parents out on a date. I look for some food in the refrigerator and nothing. Then I see some hot sauce I don't take hot well but I'm so hungry I chugged it down. I freak out and hit the cabinet and a delivery man I call. Its out of service I go to the office. When I opened the cupboard door and saw a man. But it was for a vegan place. I hear the doorbell and open it. "Hey mark you ordered a XXL with all meat hear on the house". I bless him and eat it all.